The Utah Police Academy (POST) may want to update their curriculum to include Assault on a Peace Officer by Dildo. Typically we hear of people being charged with aggravated assault for threatening police with a gun, knife, or any traditional sort of a weapon. Who would threaten a police with a sex toy unless it was on an episode of Family Guy? However, this appeared to be the most logical and apparently “handy” of objects for Carolee Bildsten, 56, to threaten police with. Bildsten threatened police with a dildo after they came to her house in Illinois and is now facing a single misdemeanor of aggravated assault. Click here for the full story.